So how was he last night?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.