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• (310): View more from California

  I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.

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• (209): View more from California

  Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds

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• (916): View more from California

  Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  ditto.

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  about cumming, not toast

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• (432): View more from Texas

  I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10

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