she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?