I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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