I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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