It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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