i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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