if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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