i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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