ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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