David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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