he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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