He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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