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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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