Me. At least after what I've been through.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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