Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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