That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
im on a boat
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