Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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