I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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