i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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