erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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