Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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