Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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