yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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