There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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