i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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