I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
