You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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