would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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