Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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