Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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