Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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