fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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