I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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