Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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