I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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