so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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