She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
