I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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