So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
a search helicopter?!
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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