I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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