can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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