About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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