Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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