Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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