i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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