new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
wow bdsm is so cute
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