he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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