wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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