a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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