Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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