PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
