I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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