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I cockslap morals
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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