how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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