whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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