grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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