I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
We had to coat check the pizza.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He better not be in your backpack
This is my gift to your gina
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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