Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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